It's De-MIPA Lyrics

It's De-MIPA
I feel a sudden urge to sing a song of journalistic things
This song must evoke the theme of Bond and of secret things
Now that I’ve started I think I see this verse lacks a Bondage quality
Crap, I just said “bondage” so before I get fired let’s make this song go

Mi, mi, mi, mi -- Pa, pa, pa, pa --Mi, hee-hee-hee-hee-pa...

The food is cold, the night is hot It’s the perfect place to learn Photoshop
It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-MIPA

I went to see a free movie ‘cause someone said there’d be nudity
That’s delightful, it’s DeNiro, it’s de-MIPA

I’m on top of the world, ‘cause there’s nine guys and 400 girls
But then I try and I fail to get them alone; just throw me a bone!

I’ve tried, no luck, to get Betsy Bucks, if I don’t get one, well, that would suck
It’s de-moolah, It’s de bling bling, it’s de millionaire, it’s de-Benjamins,
It’s de Cheddah, it’s dinero, it’s de-cash it’s de-MIPA

A button prize, confuses me A stranger’s face, that I can’t see
It’s deceiving, it’s de-hopeless, it’s de-MIPA.

My roommate stinks, our room does, too It smells just like the monkey house at the zoo
It’s decrepit, it’s decompost, it’s de-MIPA.

And my text said that were ‘bout to be out of toilet paper
Hey, what’s next, text is so so out-of-date Ask Justin Timberlake!
[bringin’ texting back]

Caught in the rain, to my dismay, I won’t dry out until labor Day
It’s a flood, dear, it’s a deluge, It’s de-cats-and-dogs, It’s de cumulus,
It’s de nimbus. It’s de downpour. It’s de flood. It’s de-MIPA.

Not one more bite of that dorm food, it’s time to call the pizza dude
It’s Digiorno, it’s de-Papa John’s, it’s de-MIPA.

I dressed like a spy to win a cool prize Finally got a pair of styrofoam dice
They’re de-tacky, it’s defective, they’re de-fabulous!

And this summer our theme is James Bond and other spy things
but there’s one Bond character whose name we’ve ignored: Pussy Galore.

Now that our time is almost through, I want to spend another week with you.
It’s de-writing. It’s de-photo, It’s de-graphics, It’s de-InDesign.
It’s de-Bobby. It’s de-Bunka, It’s de-Besty, It’s de-MIPA!

When you go home, to your own little pad Just once in awhile, think of Betsy and Chad.
It’s delightful, it’s delicious, it’s de-MIPA.